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- Last night's Lo Mein that I didn't eat made an amazing breakfast.

- Had BBQ with the folks. So delicious. Kebabs, corn, avocados, beet brats and peaches on the grill. So good! I'd never had peaches on the grill. Like a peach cobbler, only fresh. So delicious! It was also super cool chillin' with the dogs. I miss them sometimes.

- My back looks like that of a severely deformed tomato-red lizard who's shedding its skin. If only I had the extensible tongue of one.

- Welcome to the pyramid scheme of happiness. Sit back, relax and let me pour you some gin. At the very top is a dude that is in control. He says a bunch of people are going to hold us up. He even says that one day, if we keep on holding him up, we could be as high as him and higher!