The science cannot be stopped!

Great resource for free learning!
http://freescienceonline.blogspot.com/

Notes to self -

• Learn musical scales.
• Get old mice at good will. One optical with scroll wheel, one ball.
• Sifl gas mask.
• (p + q)² = p² + 2pq + q² = 1 ::: google
• Nasa scientists who fling robots 442 million miles to other planets are overcompensating for their complete lack of basketball skills.
• Takako Minekawa - Phonoballoon Song ::: If you have forgotten about this song, listen to it.
• I fed the corporate dogs my wallet. They've got an open wound going. My eyes are dazzled as they lap up the pools of green blood.

Makes me smile:

http://www.mr-lee-catcam.de/pe_cc_u11.htm


Cake:
ingredients:
- two slices of bread
- sufficient peanut butter to cover one side of each bread slice
- 2 to 3.5 oz per 16 sq. inches of bread slices - maple syrup
- garnish or garnishes of your choice in the amount of your choosing

tools required:
- plate (with the shortest diameter at least as wide as the maximum distance across your largest slice of bread.)
- knife and/or spoon and/or fork
- toaster and/or toaster oven and/or oven and/or fire*
- facial hair

Step 1:
Place the two slices of bread close to either or all heating elements you have chosen to utilize. Be sure to keep the slices apart from each other. Stacking the slices will not be as efficient or rewarding. Leave the slices near the heating elements until they begin to brown. If the slices are not being heated evenly it would be beneficial to rotate and/or flip the slices at regular intervals. Remove the slices from the heat when they appear light brown.

Step 2:
Get your plate and apply a few lines of maple syrup to its top surface. Put one of the slices on this and apply peanut butter liberally. Once the slice is covered apply 40-45% of the remaining maple syrup. With your eating utensil(s) mix the syrup with the peanut butter as the syrup is being poured. Once the peanut butter/maple syrup is somewhat homogeneous, place the second slice on top and repeat the peanut butter/maple syrup application on top. Pour the remaining maple syrup on top after mixing. Once this is done, lick the utensil clean and in the process of doing so, get syrup and peanut butter stuck in your facial hair.

Step 3 (optional):
Apply the garnish(es) of your choice in whatever manner seems most suitable.

Serve while still warm!

*The use of fire has yet to be tested with this recipe and though theoretically possible it could prove to be difficult. Please proceed with a cautious vigilance.